This sounds like the turkey soda that Jones puts out every year or so.
(pro-tip: it's not good)
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy
(pro-tip: it's not good)
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy