This fills me with a strange and unexplainable joy.

[Jorlem]

DRAG0NFLIGHT wrote:

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"Chris Evans will once again star as the Star-Spangled Avenger, with Anthony Mackie set to play Cap’s sidekick, The Falcon,..."

Ah, they're bringing in the Amazing Token. Sad. They could have picked a real sidekick, but instead they picked the man with the weakest power of all.
Red Skull: "So... You can speak to birds? That's not bad... No what? You can speak just to one bird? O-okay... That's more limited, but still manageable... Wait, what's this? You can only speak telepathically to this one, very specific bird? And you have absolutely no other powers?"
Red Skull:
Red Skull: "Now what have you got?"

Looking at wikipedia, it appears that he actually can control all birds, not just the one.  So, he's basically the bird equivalent to Aquaman, I guess.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.