Additional thoughts:
What attributes mark a pressure cooker from an ‘assault’ pressure cooker? The president will want to know. Stock up on high-capacity pressure cookers now!
Universal background checks on pressure cooker purchases, even at cooking shows!
How long before the first bill to mandate background checks when we buy cooking utensils? Will we need a national pressure cooker registry? Universal background checks on all Food channel watchers…?
How about scuba tanks? Air compressors? Medical O2 cannisters (2500 psi those things!)
(Yes. I'm mostly snarking. But in the current political climate, you never fucking know... )
What attributes mark a pressure cooker from an ‘assault’ pressure cooker? The president will want to know. Stock up on high-capacity pressure cookers now!
Universal background checks on pressure cooker purchases, even at cooking shows!
How long before the first bill to mandate background checks when we buy cooking utensils? Will we need a national pressure cooker registry? Universal background checks on all Food channel watchers…?
How about scuba tanks? Air compressors? Medical O2 cannisters (2500 psi those things!)
(Yes. I'm mostly snarking. But in the current political climate, you never fucking know... )