Is that orc a spy?

[ECSNorway]

I'm now stuck envisioning the scene from Charles Stross' "Pimpf", where Poor Beleaguered Bob Oscar Francis Howard is called on the carpet to discuss the amount of time he spends playing MMORPG's while on the clock...

Spoiler

Apparently he's doing too -little-, as this is exactly what he's supposed to be doing: checking to make sure no one's virtualized a Dho-na summoning circle to summon Cthulhu.Net in the middle of downtown Paragon City.

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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.