Temperatures up here in Niagara are below the 0 mark Fahrenheit, which is -18 Celsius. Won't last forever; by tomorrow, it should be back closer to the freezing mark, which will make things easier for the road crews to get the ploughs and sanders out; transferring to my long-term care facility yesterday on Highway 406 between Welland and Saint Catharines wasn't a cakewalk even if I was travelling in a two-tonne ambulance.
Canadian lighthouse to U.S. Warship approaching it: "This is a lighthouse. Your call!"