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"Why Batman Can't Be Black"
 
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Batman can't be a black person, because the idea of a vigilante black man would scare the shit out of white Americans. Just because Batman doesn't use guns wouldn't stop every everyone from seeing an imaginary gun in his hand. I might logically know it's Bat-shark-repellent spray, but it sure looks like a gun in a black man's hands. Especially if you happen to be George Zimmerman.

Batman being rich just makes it worse. Fuck, Barack Obama tries to make people buy subsidized health insurance, and all of a sudden it's death panels everywhere. That's how scary black men are: they turn formularies and pre-natal care into a thumbs down in the Roman colluseum.

Sorry, Black Batman would a vigilante menace to society that must be stopped. And locked away in prison with all of the other young black men; who are three times more likely to be incarcerated than white men are.

I realize that these are comic books, but some ideas are just too ridiculous for our society.
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"Why Batman Can't Be Black" - by robkelk - 03-25-2014, 03:52 AM
[No subject] - by Matrix Dragon - 03-25-2014, 04:21 AM
[No subject] - by Norgarth - 03-25-2014, 08:33 AM
[No subject] - by Matrix Dragon - 03-25-2014, 10:09 AM
[No subject] - by Labster - 03-25-2014, 12:51 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 03-25-2014, 03:06 PM
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