While I would be thrilled if this technology ushers in a new reality for the transgender crowd, or replacing equipment lost to accident, injury or disease; I suspect the reality will be different.
Everyone with a bulging bank account and feelings of inadequacy (of something other than their bank account) will be lining up around the block so they can be custom fitted with dangling war clubs of such girth and magnitude that Ron Jeremy himself would wonder if they would faint upon every erection.
Then the inevitable escalation, as the genie, whose vessel has been rubbed, blasts outward. First it will be the double dongs, so that every bedroom encounter will be met with a HAIL HYDRA salute. Then the man whose underpants fit him like a glove.
Too bad Henry Ford isn't still around "You can get it in any colour, as long as it is black" would be a good tag line for the next generation of wang peddlers.
Everyone with a bulging bank account and feelings of inadequacy (of something other than their bank account) will be lining up around the block so they can be custom fitted with dangling war clubs of such girth and magnitude that Ron Jeremy himself would wonder if they would faint upon every erection.
Then the inevitable escalation, as the genie, whose vessel has been rubbed, blasts outward. First it will be the double dongs, so that every bedroom encounter will be met with a HAIL HYDRA salute. Then the man whose underpants fit him like a glove.
Too bad Henry Ford isn't still around "You can get it in any colour, as long as it is black" would be a good tag line for the next generation of wang peddlers.