"Is this from a game? What console is this on?"
Okay, I've figured it out. You guys are zombies. And not the horror movie kind, but the honest to god voodoo kind. Someone resurrected you and he's on his lunch break or something, so that's why you're asking such stupid questions. I can't help you guys because your brains are being controlled by someone else. Yeah, see, there's your master up there. I should go talk to him, maybe I can buy one of you off him. You can help out around the house or something. Besides, I have a gun. Everything's for sale when you have a gun.
Okay, I've figured it out. You guys are zombies. And not the horror movie kind, but the honest to god voodoo kind. Someone resurrected you and he's on his lunch break or something, so that's why you're asking such stupid questions. I can't help you guys because your brains are being controlled by someone else. Yeah, see, there's your master up there. I should go talk to him, maybe I can buy one of you off him. You can help out around the house or something. Besides, I have a gun. Everything's for sale when you have a gun.