"Sir ... there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder." That might just be my favorite distracting-the-guard line.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
Quote:(And I actually can do that salute properly IRL)It shows how obsessively I practiced it in my teens that I can do it -- with either hand -- as easily as any other gesture.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.