So much for a "mild" winter

[Black Aeronaut]

Ebony wrote:

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Black Aeronaut wrote:

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DHBirr wrote:

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And here in Michigan the temperatures have climbed into the upper 30s -- in fact, for much of yesterday they hovered right at 40; snow was falling yesterday evening, but never amounted to much....  In other words, the freakin' weather is yo-yoing all over the chart.  
I suspect I've mentioned it a minimum of once before here, but a Loserz cartoon back in '06 showed one of the girls wearing a tank top out on a balcony, enjoying the spring warmth -- until a gust of wind encased her in ice and she thought, "Oh yeah, Michigan."

Dude, right now in Central Texas the temperatures are yo-yoing between mid-seventies and lower thirties.  Only instead of snowing, IT FUCKING DRIZZLES.
Dear God I wish it'd just snow.  Then I would be getting so goddamned soaked!

Son, you ain't gonna get snow. Texas only gets three days of snow a year, whether they want it or not. You're gonna get ICE.

Snow only happens in the Panhandle.  For ice, you want DFW, Waco, and maybe Austin.  Here in San Antonio, it just fucking rains.
Please don't forget how sprocking huge this place is.  Texas on its own is bigger than either Germany or France.  Here, this should help: http://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-p ... nd-masses/