Decades ago, I saw Don Rickles on some show, chatting with members of the audience, including an adorable little girl. He was being very sweet to her — and, obviously coached for this, she called him a "hockey puck"! That's how I'll always remember him, pretending shock at being zinged with his own line.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.