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Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!!
Re: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!!
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More Things Involving Shipgirls That Are No Longer Allowed, Rule 2286
Quote:[Hey! Where's that lush of a sister you've got?!]

Ise froze at the Abyssal taunt. She didn't mind when people called her things - usually some variant on "crazy", "insane", or "coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs". After all, they weren't exactly wrong. There was some awareness in the battleship's brain that said brain didn't work quite right.

But Hyuga? Hyuga, who had to deal with not only her quirks but that of the Fuso sisters? It was little wonder she drank, and she was not about to let anyone criticize that.

As such, the first indication the Ta-class fast battleship got that she'd done fucked up was when Ise disappeared from sight and reappeared in front of her, before slamming her hand into the Abyssal's chest. When she pulled it out, it was with a squelch of ruined flesh and with a beating black... thing in hand. The Ta stared dumbly at it, and then the hole in her chest.

[That's my heart...] the Abyssal said weakly.

Ise promptly crushed it in her hands, and the battleship collapsed into the water, dead.

"Anyone else want to insult my sister?!" Ise roared towards the Abyssal fleet.
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
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