A serious post - What if someone were to discover handwavium, and what if it is me

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Your diagrams are both unintelligible.

Seems like you're just making some sort of weird electromagnet. Bit with no power supply?  Do you live under powerlines or something?

I'#ve seen flourescent tubes glow when you stand under power lines and raise them up.,

What don't you understand?

Take insulated wire, scrape off a few inches of insulation from one end and wind the uninsulated (shown in purple) around the other end of the wire (forming a big loop) in a gentle right hand helix.
By gentle, I mean the distance the purple wire moves along the red each turn is about as long as possible while still making it clear which wire is the center wire.

With the other end of the wire, wind a tight right handed turn, then a looser turn, then looser again and looser yet.

Then with the end of this wire, make a tight loop and point the end of the wire at the rest of the coil.

Just making a circuit closed this way will evolve an energy.

Or, can you see shapes?  Do you see the shape at the top of the image with the year drop looking thing and the paper clip looking thing?  bend wires into that shape.

How is that not intelligible?

I don't think you fail to understand "make this shape".

So why is it unintelligible to you?

Because you don't understand WHY these shapes would do anything, and as I have not tried yet to explain the underlying science the theory, you say it is unintelligible.  but it isn't.
Just make those shapes.

I can't say you will feel something, but I can say that some will, maybe a majority.

Now I have I think already improved the design since I posted it, I think the outer half circle should be on the very inside, but I need to test that more fully first.