One more wisecrack about the "stable genius" bit. Long ago in 1984 (no, dinosaurs didn't walk the Earth back then), a sergeant I worked with used to sometimes tell people, "I'm normal." Unlike President Windrip, this sergeant was making a joke, and would promptly follow up with, "Know why I say I'm normal? Because nobody else will."
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"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."