The year I moved to Florida, I was walking around the local downtown area and amazed to see everyone bundled up as if it were blizzard weather, while the cold left me vaguely annoyed I chose to wear shorts instead of jeans.
“I really hope I’m behind this convoluted mess; at least that way I’ll be able to get revenge by doing this to myself. I won’t even have to feel bad because it’ll be all my fault.” - Harry Potter, The Master of Death by Ryuugi.