[ooc] Dropped on the Cutting-Room Floor: "He reminds me of my sempai..."

[Black Aeronaut]

...
"The new transfer student, Lelouch Lamperouge."

(See "Magnificent Bastard" and "Cartwright Curse".)

"Mr. Lamperouge... let me sum up how things are going to go here.  You will not scheme any schemes.  There will be no plots.  There is nothing here for you to overthrow or rebel against.  This is a democratically elected government, even if the sitting administration leaves many things to be desired.  At any rate, the wheels that will ensure his expulsion from office are in motion.  Slowly, but surely.

"And if I catch the slightest hint of you causing problems for us...  I will fuck you over personally, and with a vengeance.  And there will be no one for you to call on for aid, and no one for you to co-opt.  Because everyone here fucking knows better.  I know their characters, and I know yours.  And I can systematically destroy you.

"Do not fuck with me, Zero, or else I'll make you resemble that nom de guerre of yours.

"Oh, and just in case you think you can start shit without me noticing even though Belldandy has locked your Gease... Hild has personally lent me Senbee to keep an eye on you.  And let me assure you: despite his appearance, he is very good at surveillance.  And what's more, someone trying to mess with the established system calls out to him like bacon in a frying pan.

"And one final deterrent to add to that: if you do step out of line, once I am done with you Hild is going to want you as, and I quote, 'a shiny new toy.'  You do remember the saying that 'the road to hell is paved with good intentions'?  Regardless of your end goal, Lelouche, you've already paved your road, and you've made it smooth, even, and very firmly packed down.  The only thing that's saving you right now is very literally Divine Intervention.  You're on Parole, ass hole.  Don't screw it up."

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That's about how much I'd tolerate his ass.