Yeah, I recognize how unrealistic my idea is... however, it's also not likely that other countries can just let Orange Cheeto keep doing what he's doing since it's going to wreck things globally at this rate even if they just decide to let him have his tariffs with no tit for tat.
"You know how parents tell you everything's going to fine, but you know they're lying to make you feel better? Everything's going to be fine." - The Doctor