Crossovers That Should Not Be 22: Pushing it over the Hedge.

[Norgarth]

Just a weird bit of thought, lets replace Severus Snape with Alton Brown.  He would have the First and Second years practicing their Prep and Mixing skills making Soup and other things.

naw, to get the right feel for 'bastard potion master' you'd have to use Gordan Ramsey instead