I think you missed that its a lot of in jokes I'm not sure are all intentional... the basic premise is that a self important twit with a fetish for taking classes most DMs won't let you use outside of a for giggles campaign. Much of his power gaming comes directly from reading other people's builds from random magazines... he is hellbent on gaining skills that rely on a high wisdom score... which is apparently his dump stat (probably a negative ability modifier flat +0 at best.) This is important as he is constantly an moron about choosing things based on his character build of ultra optimization (that someone else designed and he read about)... and not his actual abilities. Which is why he is constantly failing to activate the abilities he takes.
In fact, most of his character build requires abilities and classes that ignore the concept of balance in the system. He is so inept at picking abilities he actually can use effectively over what looks awesome on paper... that even the abilities he gets aren't working properly. Inertial armor is an always active feat for psions that grants a full body energy field, on the protection level of chain mail that works against ghosts. For some odd reason he needs to actively activate this before combat. This guy is only surviving because of divine/writer intervention.. how else would he get to take an ability ignores cross classing of skills or class restrictions on skills.
Add that used the terribad 3.5 awful edition of 'advanced' psionics (read rewritten by moronic drunks watching DBZ on acid with a deep hatred of balance)... and that he took an ability of +1 to AC from spider senses over self healing or Fist of the North Star... and you can start to understand the raw fail of this guy and how much effort the invisible DM is putting into keeping him alive.
In fact, most of his character build requires abilities and classes that ignore the concept of balance in the system. He is so inept at picking abilities he actually can use effectively over what looks awesome on paper... that even the abilities he gets aren't working properly. Inertial armor is an always active feat for psions that grants a full body energy field, on the protection level of chain mail that works against ghosts. For some odd reason he needs to actively activate this before combat. This guy is only surviving because of divine/writer intervention.. how else would he get to take an ability ignores cross classing of skills or class restrictions on skills.
Add that used the terribad 3.5 awful edition of 'advanced' psionics (read rewritten by moronic drunks watching DBZ on acid with a deep hatred of balance)... and that he took an ability of +1 to AC from spider senses over self healing or Fist of the North Star... and you can start to understand the raw fail of this guy and how much effort the invisible DM is putting into keeping him alive.