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Spacebattles gives us another winner: from the super active 'A Familiar Thread' reguarding Louise from Zero no Tsukaima (Familiar of Zero) summoning someone different, Louise summons the Grandma Loli herself, Evangeline The Gospel of Darkness--before Negi steped foot on Mahora Academy.
A Summon Goes Wrong

“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!”
Louise stared in shock at the girl. She was holding
her sides as she almost doubled over with laughter. Louise felt shame and anger
start to burn in her chest. So even her familiar laughed at her?

Professor Colbert on the other hand felt the hair on the back of his
neck stand on end. Something about this situation was making his instincts from
his days as the Flame Snake start to go crazy. Out of the corner of his eye,
Colbert noticed that Miss Tabitha, a mage who had already earned the title of
Chevalier, move to get in a better position behind the summoned
familiar.
The young girl finally stopped laughing and stood straight up
wiping a tear from her eye as she looked at Louise.
“Oh did I need that.
That has to be the funniest thing I've heard in years. To think that there's
actually someone stupid enough to try to bind me of all the people in
the  world as a familiar. Ahh, it's good to know that the world still breeds
such  idiots.”
Louise bristled in rage at the child's words. The students
around them started laughing and talking amongst themselves, wondering just
where this girl had come from that she would speak in such a manner to a
noble.
“Still, I suppose I should be grateful.” The girl said as she ran
her hands down her body in a way that would have been erotic if done by an
older  woman and looked disturbing when done by a child. “After all for the
first time  in fifteen long years I'm finally free of that man's
curse.”

So, what happens? A few minutes of mayhem as Eva-chan cuts loose, followed by this:

A crushing weight fell on Evangeline's shoulders. A weight formed out of a
forced feeling of fear, as a glaring pressure of anger and disappointment
burned  into her. Evangeline turned her head slowly, the only movement allowed
to her as  she looked behind her. A swirling vortex of darkness had formed
behind her, the  source of the imposed feelings. A massive hand reached out of
the darkness for  her and grabbed the mighty vampire by the back of the
neck.
“Yo-You've  got to be kidding me! Just.......just how much power
did you put into this  curse, Thousand Master!”
Evangeline could do
nothing, not even let go of  the girl in her arms, as she was dragged bodily
through the portal of darkness  that she knew would take her back to Mahora.

Check it out, if you like.