"So, Public Affairs had something of a brainwave..."
"I'm not sure I like where this is going."
"It's not that bad, trust me. Anyway, so PAO wants to improve our public image, maybe get our immigration up a little especially now that we're joining the Federation. To that end they've come up with something kind of interesting. Have you heard about what the Japanese military does for recruitment?"
"Sort of? I've heard that they use anime pinups on some of their craft but... oh, no. No. Not happening."
"Relax, I told you it wasn't that bad. They're not thinking about pinups, more like chibi mascot characters. And to that end we've got a preliminary sketch..."
![[Image: PBaGlhw.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/PBaGlhw.jpg)
"I... huh. That's... fairly cute. I'm going to have to think about this one."
"I'm not sure I like where this is going."
"It's not that bad, trust me. Anyway, so PAO wants to improve our public image, maybe get our immigration up a little especially now that we're joining the Federation. To that end they've come up with something kind of interesting. Have you heard about what the Japanese military does for recruitment?"
"Sort of? I've heard that they use anime pinups on some of their craft but... oh, no. No. Not happening."
"Relax, I told you it wasn't that bad. They're not thinking about pinups, more like chibi mascot characters. And to that end we've got a preliminary sketch..."
![[Image: PBaGlhw.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/PBaGlhw.jpg)
"I... huh. That's... fairly cute. I'm going to have to think about this one."
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"It is your job to personify the tyranny of the majority. You must brutally, ruthlessly oppress and persecute the fuck out of the poor misunderstood disruptive creep minority so that the privileged nerd funhaver status quo can be maintained. It's a thankless job, but somebody's got to do it. Fun Über Alles, all hail the Fun Tyrant, without him our campaign is lost." --SA user Angry Diplomat, on the GM's role.