Stolen from a lonnnnnng-ago issue of Mad magazine: when someone approaches and addresses you by name, but with that slight questioning intonation which so often creeps in even when there's no one else you could be...
"Certainly not. I'm Dr. Richard Kimble; I'm looking for the one-armed man."
A bit of a change-up from claiming to be Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire, owner of a mansion and a yacht.
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Up, lad, up! We've villages to pillage, maidens to slay, and dragons to rescue!
"Certainly not. I'm Dr. Richard Kimble; I'm looking for the one-armed man."
A bit of a change-up from claiming to be Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire, owner of a mansion and a yacht.
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Up, lad, up! We've villages to pillage, maidens to slay, and dragons to rescue!