Your smartphone is the instrument of Satan's control [scare chord], warns the Patriarch of Russia's Orthodox Church. (A pity I don't know a way to give the previous sentence an appropriately spooky-looking font. Bolding it just isn't enough, somehow.)
As someone who [preens] doesn't use a smartphone, I'll just sit back and enjoy.
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"Oh, my people had many gods. There was Conformity, and Authority, and Expense Account, and Opinion. And there was Status, whose symbols were many, and who rode in the great chariot Cadillac, which was almost a god itself. And there was Atombomb, the dread destroyer, who would some day come to end the world." — Lord Kalvan of Otherwhen, H. Beam Piper
As someone who [preens] doesn't use a smartphone, I'll just sit back and enjoy.
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"Oh, my people had many gods. There was Conformity, and Authority, and Expense Account, and Opinion. And there was Status, whose symbols were many, and who rode in the great chariot Cadillac, which was almost a god itself. And there was Atombomb, the dread destroyer, who would some day come to end the world." — Lord Kalvan of Otherwhen, H. Beam Piper