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The force does not feed your Jedi, that is your job.

The force is good at allowing your Jedi ten dozen ways to burn calories as if they were meal packs tossed in a campfire.

Feed your Jedi.

Don't forget to water them too.

(...)

We have our brothers. Your Jedi has you. Your Jedi may need help to understand that.

Memo: Jedi Maintenance is a fun little one-shot full of helpful advice for the clonetrooper newly assigned as general minder for the mastermind general, to pass on the hard-earned wisdom of his brothers. It's an AO3 link, in case you're reading via someplace where that might be considered less than properly halal.