Did you lock that door?
Are you sure that door's locked?
Are you absolutely sure that door's locked?
Can you honestly remember locking the door?
Why don't you go and check?
It'll take 20 minutes to drive there and check?
Just go and check!
Knackers could be looting the office, how will you explain that?
I just want it to shut up.
Because it's always some vein of "What are you doing wrong now?"
Are you sure that door's locked?
Are you absolutely sure that door's locked?
Can you honestly remember locking the door?
Why don't you go and check?
It'll take 20 minutes to drive there and check?
Just go and check!
Knackers could be looting the office, how will you explain that?
I just want it to shut up.
Because it's always some vein of "What are you doing wrong now?"
I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed.
One day they're going to ban them.