2020, the election campaigns have begun

[Labster]

At long last, the first election of 2020 has happened, and the results are... the results are... I said, the results are... very late.

The only possible explanation of it is that the Russians hacked the Iowa Dems new app to make Tulsi Gabbard win.

Well, there's a another possibility, that Trump sent the FBI to occupy the Democratic HQ so he could destroy their Jeffrey Epstein tapes.  Yeah, probably that.

I guess we'll find out who won, eventually, or not.  Who cares really.  The BBC put it best earlier today:

Iowa is not first because it's important, it's important because it's first.