How do you get only two syllables out of "worcestershire?" Leave the "shire" out entirely? But that's the part that tastes the best! I tend tend to season it with a few extra syllables myself, like Bugs Bunny anointing the Sheriff of Nottingham "Sir Loin of Beef, Earl of Woosta-soosta-soosta-sheer!"
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‎noli esse culus
‎noli esse culus