RE: No Time to Die... from COVID-19
04-06-2020, 03:02 PM (This post was last modified: 04-06-2020, 03:11 PM by Dartz.)
04-06-2020, 03:02 PM (This post was last modified: 04-06-2020, 03:11 PM by Dartz.)
For the last three weeks Paddy Irishman has been dutifully buying a copy of The Time every day.
He checks the front page, groans with dissapointment, and throws it in the bin.
After three weeks of this, Paddy Englishman the newsagent finally decides to ask him why he only reads the front page before binning the paper.
I'm looking at the deaths, says Paddy Irishman
But those aren't on the front page, says Paddy Englishman
The one I'm looking for will be, assures Paddy Irishman
BoJo's gone into the ICU. Shaking those hands doesn't seem so smart now, does it?
He checks the front page, groans with dissapointment, and throws it in the bin.
After three weeks of this, Paddy Englishman the newsagent finally decides to ask him why he only reads the front page before binning the paper.
I'm looking at the deaths, says Paddy Irishman
But those aren't on the front page, says Paddy Englishman
The one I'm looking for will be, assures Paddy Irishman
BoJo's gone into the ICU. Shaking those hands doesn't seem so smart now, does it?
I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed.
One day they're going to ban them.