In Another World with Truck-kun (Yet Another Damn Isekai Story)

[classicdrogn]

Hm, well, effective piracy, like land based banditry, is a matter of not shearing the sheep too often or too closely, so they don't freeze to death come winter. Being a legitimate businessman is getting the sheep to come to you and pay to get a shave and a splash of toilet water.

(And typing that made me laugh like the dickens, so if it fits feel free to use it )

(note, I edited this to be what seems more coherent to me; before it said "a little off the top and a splash of toilet water.")