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Competition #5: The Kangaroo Joke
RE: Competition #5: The Kangaroo Joke
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The Kangaroo Joke, in the style of Steven Wright

A kangaroo walks into a bar, orders a martini, and gets shortchanged. The barman says "We don't get many kangaroos here." The kangaroo answers "At this price, you won't get many more."
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Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.


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RE: Competition #5: The Kangaroo Joke - by robkelk - 07-06-2020, 09:16 PM

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