Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!!

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The Vulcans were like the Canadians of the galaxy: Friendly, helpful, openly generous, and seemingly non-reactive to anyone and anything they met – outside a healthy bit of curiosity. They went along with their allies (Humans) but, in the end, they let others make the majority of policies while quietly trying to lend common sense to things. Just because they seemed the most non-offensive species, that didn't mean that they weren't superior in their own minds. Just like Canadians, they were visibly much more open to others and their foibles but were much more stringent in how they maintained their own basic social mores.

Huh. Space Canada located, I guess. Well, they do say as how deserts get cold at night... and Actual Canada is having trouble with the formerly white north defrosting and turning into mud or washing away as thee cold-loving plants die and leaving wastelands, apparently, sooo...

FFn link to the first chapter. Note that there is a completed sequel, and an abandoned third part as well. I can't strongly reccomend them based on what I've read so far, but it's amusing enough to keep reading at least.