Crossovers that Should Be: The Write Stuff

[robkelk]

"The docks were on fire, but it wasn't my fault..."

Turns out having a public listing as a wizard in the phone book and a few official contacts among the police and other departments who know that it's not just card tricks and wires makes you a hot commodity when the angry spirits of sunken warships rise to claim the seas from humanity. Harry Dresden had his hands full dealing with the White Council and fae and vampires, why is everyone so eager to make him the point man on dealing with these new "Abyssal" creatures too?

So, he summons the spirits of warships to fight for him? Isn't that a violation of the The Fifth Law of Magic? Well, no - they weren't alive to begin with, so they couldn't die, so this isn't necromancy. The Seventh Law, then? No, they're just as much a part of Harry Dresden's world as the gods are. Thus, there's no risk of being judged to be a warlock.

But the spirits are cute girls, pretty girls, and sexy girls... Harry's going to get exiled to the couch.