Sidney told such dreadful lies,
it made lawyers sigh and roll their eyes.
The spelling’s trash, the claims are worse.
To make the judge who reads it curse.
“To answer this mindless screed,
I find I must refer to Meads.”
The President, who from his earliest youth,
had held no great regard for truth,
Claimed that it was surely proof.
And everyone shouted “What a goof!”
it made lawyers sigh and roll their eyes.
The spelling’s trash, the claims are worse.
To make the judge who reads it curse.
“To answer this mindless screed,
I find I must refer to Meads.”
The President, who from his earliest youth,
had held no great regard for truth,
Claimed that it was surely proof.
And everyone shouted “What a goof!”