"What's so bad about that planet, you ask? Well, to put it in Earth terms, imagine some unholy fusion of the memetic versions of Florida, Australia, and modern Detroit."
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"You thought it was I, Dio, but it was my B.O.!"
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"NOT THE /b/! NOT THE /b/! AAAAHH!"
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"That's what you want them to believe!"
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"Leave it to you guys to turn a simple game of paintball into some unholy fusion of Omaha Beach and the First Day of the Somme!"
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"...Wow. Who would've thought that mixing up the terms 'geosynchronous' and 'geosynclinal' would've produced such...messy...results?"
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"The thing is, he's such a magnet for weirdness and general trouble that shows such as Unsolved Mysteries and I Shouldn't Be Alive have had to make entire spinoff shows devoted just to his antics!"
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"You thought it was I, Dio, but it was my B.O.!"
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"NOT THE /b/! NOT THE /b/! AAAAHH!"
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"That's what you want them to believe!"
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"Leave it to you guys to turn a simple game of paintball into some unholy fusion of Omaha Beach and the First Day of the Somme!"
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"...Wow. Who would've thought that mixing up the terms 'geosynchronous' and 'geosynclinal' would've produced such...messy...results?"
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"The thing is, he's such a magnet for weirdness and general trouble that shows such as Unsolved Mysteries and I Shouldn't Be Alive have had to make entire spinoff shows devoted just to his antics!"