RE: Stupid dialog, free to a good home
12-19-2020, 04:34 PM (This post was last modified: 12-19-2020, 04:57 PM by classicdrogn.)
12-19-2020, 04:34 PM (This post was last modified: 12-19-2020, 04:57 PM by classicdrogn.)
"Hey, wanna come over tonight? I'll feed you my giant cheesy meatloaf."
"... is that some kind of euphemism?"
"Depends. Does a large amount of ground meat mixed with eggs, mushrooms, cheese, and breadcrumb stuffing before being baked for a couple hours sound good to you? I'll have mashed potato and some greens cooked up as well."
(just put a giant cheesy meatloaf in the oven
)
Alternately:
"... is this some kind of sex thing?"
"Depends. Does being offered a large amount of ground meat mixed with eggs, mushrooms, cheese, and breadcrumb stuffing before being baked for a couple hours turn you on?"
"... is that some kind of euphemism?"
"Depends. Does a large amount of ground meat mixed with eggs, mushrooms, cheese, and breadcrumb stuffing before being baked for a couple hours sound good to you? I'll have mashed potato and some greens cooked up as well."
(just put a giant cheesy meatloaf in the oven
)Alternately:
"... is this some kind of sex thing?"
"Depends. Does being offered a large amount of ground meat mixed with eggs, mushrooms, cheese, and breadcrumb stuffing before being baked for a couple hours turn you on?"
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‎noli esse culus
‎noli esse culus