Turtlepocalypse ... not if the US military has anything to say about it.
Headline: Hundreds of helpless cold-stunned sea turtles rescued by Navy pilots and pickup trucks
What the headline itself doesn't make clear, by the way, is that this wasn't an assigned military mission, but volunteers, many of whom happened to be military members or trainees, performing animal rescue after their normal duty hours.
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Up, lad, up! We've villages to pillage, maidens to slay, and dragons to rescue!
Headline: Hundreds of helpless cold-stunned sea turtles rescued by Navy pilots and pickup trucks
What the headline itself doesn't make clear, by the way, is that this wasn't an assigned military mission, but volunteers, many of whom happened to be military members or trainees, performing animal rescue after their normal duty hours.
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Up, lad, up! We've villages to pillage, maidens to slay, and dragons to rescue!