Osaka asked, "So, what happens when we die, Urd-sama?"
"Complicated stuff. Too complicated to explain to mortals like you."
Brent elaborated, "She doesn't want to tell you that Xenu sucks your soul up into his spaceship."
"Oh man, that asshole!" Urd grumbled in reminiscence. "I'm glad he's long gone. After he took out the Thetans, he attacked the Cthugua, and with typical Cthuguan overkill they turned him and his fleet to ashes."
Brent uttered, "Um..."
"Oh sorry, I meant to say that death is a divine mystery for each one of you to discover on your own."
"Complicated stuff. Too complicated to explain to mortals like you."
Brent elaborated, "She doesn't want to tell you that Xenu sucks your soul up into his spaceship."
"Oh man, that asshole!" Urd grumbled in reminiscence. "I'm glad he's long gone. After he took out the Thetans, he attacked the Cthugua, and with typical Cthuguan overkill they turned him and his fleet to ashes."
Brent uttered, "Um..."
"Oh sorry, I meant to say that death is a divine mystery for each one of you to discover on your own."
"Kitto daijoubu da yo." - Sakura Kinomoto