(03-14-2021, 08:40 PM)Black Aeronaut Wrote: Oh yeah? Activate challenge mode: make it so they really don’t like each other while keeping everyone in character. Heh-heh-heh.
"Isn't Azu-nyan the most adorable kitty on two legs?" Yui bragged.
Akari thought about it, and felt the need to defend her boyfriend. "Nah, I've seen cuter."
"Huh?"
"Cait Sith is a much more attractive cat, and he walks on two legs too." She pulled a picture out from her wallet, and showed a picture of the two of them together on their date at Stonehenge.
"What, him? He's kinda chubby, and a little scary."
"You take that back!" Akari demanded. "He's a hunk of spunk and you know it."
Yui said, "You're just jealous because Azusa is cuter—"
"You can't beat my Cait Sith—"
"You're such a jerk—"
"She's not even a real cat—"
At this point, it was hard to hear what either of them were saying, yelling over each other so fast it turned into a blur of angry words.
Yomi ran into the room and rushed between them. She made a tee shape with her arms, screaming "TIME OUT, TIME OUT!"
The two verbal combatants ceased, and turned their backs on each other.
"Yui, lookit me lookit me." Yomi ordered with emphasis, "Yui, now, look at moy!"
Yui's arms remained crossed, but she looked at Yomi with a death glare.
Yomi turned, "Now Akari, look at me, look at moy..."
Akari slowly turned to face Yomi, her brows still furrowed.
"Now I have one word to say to you:" Yomi paused for effect, "Catnip cookie bakeoff!"
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Okay maybe that's not in character, and a little more Kath & Kim.
"Kitto daijoubu da yo." - Sakura Kinomoto