Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Dark Lord by The M M is a Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Harry Potter, which does a great job of capturing Calvin's manic shotgun blast of energy for whatever he happenxs to be doing at the moment. Rather than some scene fragment, however, I will insttead present this author's note from the end of Ch3, The Robe Shop of Extraneous Dialogue, wherein Calvin has met Harry, Draco, Hermione, and Dean along with Hermione's parents and Dean's mum:
Minerva, his minder and escort for the trip, is astonished he actually listened to her instructions to stay there until she returned and had preemptively gone looking for him, also getting the rest of his supplies save for a wand while searching though Dagon Alley. It adds up to very Calvin display of character, along with a very organic way of skipping the cliche parade through the shops, and especially the standard "meet Hermione in the book shop" scene from just about every fanfic ever that happens in Harry's year. It trails off on an unresolved plot and has gone without an update since 2015, but at a little over 133K words getting there it's a fun ride all the same.
Quote:My crowning achievement - spending ten times as long inside Madam Malkin's shop as J.K. Rowling. This is my legacy, people. Remember it well.
Minerva, his minder and escort for the trip, is astonished he actually listened to her instructions to stay there until she returned and had preemptively gone looking for him, also getting the rest of his supplies save for a wand while searching though Dagon Alley. It adds up to very Calvin display of character, along with a very organic way of skipping the cliche parade through the shops, and especially the standard "meet Hermione in the book shop" scene from just about every fanfic ever that happens in Harry's year. It trails off on an unresolved plot and has gone without an update since 2015, but at a little over 133K words getting there it's a fun ride all the same.
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‎noli esse culus
‎noli esse culus