Update: Unsubscribed from the discussion, REMOVED the game entirely from my Steam and Google Play libraries (lost money, but y'know, I'm also not paying for any more of that mess either). And stepping away from anything other than what I already have on hand for the pinball.
"You know how parents tell you everything's going to fine, but you know they're lying to make you feel better? Everything's going to be fine." - The Doctor