Unfortunately, the idea doesn't work when it comes to ordering stuff online. Plus, we'd be adding on an additional level of visible asshole for the retail worker to get, because some people out there literally think of those jobs as just for the high school student (they honestly believe it's not meant to be a living wage job, yet it still needs to be done), and that the work is being overpaid for as it is.
"You know how parents tell you everything's going to fine, but you know they're lying to make you feel better? Everything's going to be fine." - The Doctor