Customer calls up a Papa Johns Pizza where I work.
Customer: "What kind of pizza do you have?"
Me, dead-ass: "Ma'am. That's like calling up Baskin Robbins and asking them what kind of ice cream they have."
And another one...
Customer: "How many cheese pizzas do you have ready right now?"
Me, dead-ass: "Ma'am. This is Papa Johns. We do 'Hot and Fresh', not 'Hot and Ready'. If you want 'Hot and Ready', you need to go to Little Caesars instead."
And yet another one...
Customer (Elder Gen-Xer): "But why can't I use this coupon code?"
Me: "That code can only be used for online orders."
Customer: "But I don't know how to use the internet!"
Me, dead-ass: "... Sir, you grew up in the generation where they said that in the future, we'll do everything with computers. That day has arrived. Welcome to the future."
Man, for some reason that store attracted a lot of stupid.
Customer: "What kind of pizza do you have?"
Me, dead-ass: "Ma'am. That's like calling up Baskin Robbins and asking them what kind of ice cream they have."
And another one...
Customer: "How many cheese pizzas do you have ready right now?"
Me, dead-ass: "Ma'am. This is Papa Johns. We do 'Hot and Fresh', not 'Hot and Ready'. If you want 'Hot and Ready', you need to go to Little Caesars instead."
And yet another one...
Customer (Elder Gen-Xer): "But why can't I use this coupon code?"
Me: "That code can only be used for online orders."
Customer: "But I don't know how to use the internet!"
Me, dead-ass: "... Sir, you grew up in the generation where they said that in the future, we'll do everything with computers. That day has arrived. Welcome to the future."
Man, for some reason that store attracted a lot of stupid.