Dumbest Statements Ever Personally Heard

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Customer calls up a Papa Johns Pizza where I work.

Customer: "What kind of pizza do you have?"
Me, dead-ass: "Ma'am.  That's like calling up Baskin Robbins and asking them what kind of ice cream they have."

"I'd still like a listing. I mean, I am asking about your menu."


Seriously Black, about the only one that actually hits my 'dumb statement' mark is the coupon code one, and only if that one noted it was only for online orders (which it probably did, in as small a font as the company could get away with).