RE: Russian lawmakers authorize Putin to use military force outside the country
02-28-2022, 02:35 PM
02-28-2022, 02:35 PM
A summary of the last day -- what I think happened while I was at work.
--Peace talks at Chernobyl. Ukraine acting like they're winning, because----
--Youtube videos on how to drive the abandoned Russian tank in your garden.
--More abandoned russian vehicles - like they'll still be there when we get back.
--Ukraine's ambassador to the UN telling Putin to become An Hero (In a more diplomatic way)
--Russian troops parking at the side of the road waiting for the bombs to drop while they take a piss.
--Loosing so many trucks you're grabbing things - anything - from the local carpark and spraypainting a white Z on them
--Releasing a news report extolling your glorious victory, how you decapitated the enemy leader and created a multi-polar world and a United Russia
--Quickly recalling that canned news report because Fuck, we forgot to turn off auto-post and now it's not going like that at all....
--Take more casualties in 4 days, that 2 x 20 years on America in Afghanistan, or 1 x 20 years of America in Iraq
--Communicating on an open radio frequency which everyone can listen to. Or on mobile phone to try and figure out what the fuck is going on
--Randomers driving up to you and lobbing petrol bombs at you
--The entirety of the EU being, like, FUCK YOU, blank cheque send all the fucking weapons. One thinks they waited a day or two to see if Ukraine just imploded like an Italian rugby team before deciding it was worth opening the chequebook
--I thought Brexit and the British pissed the EU off, but holy fuck it's like the fucking worm turned and went rabid
--EU openly admitting to providing Satellite intelligence to Ukraine
--FIFA kicking Russia our of everything. Because even those stockings of shite know which way the wind is blowing.
--America being this weird sort of smugly quiet
What the fuck is happening? Which one of these countries is led by a comedian again? Will the history book be ghostwritten by Tom Clancy?
--Peace talks at Chernobyl. Ukraine acting like they're winning, because----
--Youtube videos on how to drive the abandoned Russian tank in your garden.
--More abandoned russian vehicles - like they'll still be there when we get back.
--Ukraine's ambassador to the UN telling Putin to become An Hero (In a more diplomatic way)
--Russian troops parking at the side of the road waiting for the bombs to drop while they take a piss.
--Loosing so many trucks you're grabbing things - anything - from the local carpark and spraypainting a white Z on them
--Releasing a news report extolling your glorious victory, how you decapitated the enemy leader and created a multi-polar world and a United Russia
--Quickly recalling that canned news report because Fuck, we forgot to turn off auto-post and now it's not going like that at all....
--Take more casualties in 4 days, that 2 x 20 years on America in Afghanistan, or 1 x 20 years of America in Iraq
--Communicating on an open radio frequency which everyone can listen to. Or on mobile phone to try and figure out what the fuck is going on
--Randomers driving up to you and lobbing petrol bombs at you
--The entirety of the EU being, like, FUCK YOU, blank cheque send all the fucking weapons. One thinks they waited a day or two to see if Ukraine just imploded like an Italian rugby team before deciding it was worth opening the chequebook
--I thought Brexit and the British pissed the EU off, but holy fuck it's like the fucking worm turned and went rabid
--EU openly admitting to providing Satellite intelligence to Ukraine
--FIFA kicking Russia our of everything. Because even those stockings of shite know which way the wind is blowing.
--America being this weird sort of smugly quiet
What the fuck is happening? Which one of these countries is led by a comedian again? Will the history book be ghostwritten by Tom Clancy?
I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed.
One day they're going to ban them.