Russian lawmakers authorize Putin to use military force outside the country

[Dartz]

Right, we're back from the office - what the fuck happened while we were gone


--Russia has reached 100% commitment. The first barrel is empty

--By one (shakey) measure of casualities, they've been literally decimated.

--Another Fullback fucked. That's 3 so far.

--Being a Russian supply truck driver seems to be a way to get a guaranteed coffin.

--Ukrainian special forces claim to blow up 30 helicopters in Kherson

--VDV secretly thankful they now have an excuse for not leaving the safety of their base.

--It has not been confirmed if they have left their hearts with the sappers round Kherson.

--There'll be no VDV heroes in 2023

--More wrecked Russian AFV's. One more Broke-dick T72 with it's barrel almost in-half

--One more round of peace talks fail.

--Russia's terms now Donbass, Luhansk, Crimea, mandatory neutrality and a Russian toady as PM

--Hmm. Did they just blink?

--Once again, 'Humanitarian Corridors through Mariupol' is a new way to say 'Haha Fuck you'

--Choose between a safe route to Belarus, Russia, or through a fucking freshly-laid minefield.

--Like, fuck me that's some proper moustache-twirling evil shit.

--I wouldn't believe it either if it hadn't come from the Red Cross.

--One Russian officer on Ukrainian TV - "Shit, we're the baddies" (But more eloquently)

--More Ukrainian Weapons of Mass destruction. Now into the Biological weapons. That's the full NBC

--I can't shake the feeling that this is building to something utterly abhorrent - like, gets its own chapter of infamy in the history book abhorrent.

--The same sense of inevitability before the war began pervades this.

--I want to think it's a bluff.

--Random rumour from the office from a doctor familiar with these things. Putin has Parkinsons. Putin has stomach cancer - had surgery during Covid and is terminal as fuck.

--It would explain his rapid self-isolation. No immune system left due to chemo'

--And this shitshow is his legacy to history. The man who finally united europe

--For about ten minutes. There're minor squabbles about cutting the gas off or increasing the pain.

--Where the fuck is Ukraines armour?

--Idea from an idiot. Driving it out, painting invasion markings on it and 'Capturing it' to fuck with Russia?

--I got my military science degree from Facebook university. (No lab accepted my Twitter Masters in Virology)

--Ukraine's Foreign Legions are so oversubscribed they can afford to be picky -- no Wannabees with Viva La Quinta Brigada notions - competent people only.

--They're still advertising. (And there's still that bit of your brain that goes 'If only I wasn't so fat, lazy, and terrible at FPS's ')

--Russian embassy in South Africa gets schooled on Nazi recognition by Germany Embassy (If anyone has experience with Nazi's...)

--Russia has few friends left in the world.

--Shell still wants to business with them. As do Coca-Cola.

--China claims to be friend of Russia, working to diplomatic solution

--Russia refers to Taiwan as a country by mistake in its Nixonian enemies list.

--Some eejit in Dublin backs a truck full of religious tat through the gates of the Russian embassy. Promptly arrested (Wasn't me)

--Russian embassy complains of attack on peaceful diplomatic mission, and why the police didn't dive under the truck to stop it.

--Japan eyes up the Kuril islands.

--粘土?



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