Chapter 4 is now available for your reading pleasure.

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Omake time! Anything that isn't from Sailor Moon canon is in spoiler markup.

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More directly, I helped Usagi relax by taking her out that night to see "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (in English but with Japanese subtitles) which was playing at the Yebisu Garden, an art house cinema I'd come across a few weeks earlier.

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Then she stepped in front of the door to the Crystal Seminar, kicked it open, and wordlessly flung her tiara at the disguised monster behind the reception desk. As she stepped into the Seminar's lobby, Luna dashed in and ran under one of the chairs.

The monster had no time at all to do more than turn toward the door and rise from its seat, before the tiara took it square in the chest. Smoothly catching the returning disk, Sailor Moon returned it to her brow and stepped over to the desk to see the dust now scattered over both the chair and the floor vanish.

That Rabbit's dynamite!

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"I see you've been busy, teishi. What did I tell you about beating up entire schools?" he asked as he sheathed the sword in the scabbard at his waist while the staff disappeared with a loud crack.

"Always get their signboard on the way out," she replied as she started to pry the sign in question off of the wall.

"Great, just great. I've created a dojo destroyer."

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Ramua

Family name "Saotome"? No, wait, that would be Ramua ½, and Bob isn't writing a Fuku Fic.

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Once he recovered, though, we got seated quickly enough, and I was amused when Moon and Mercury both ordered the Outrageous Hot Fudge Brownie without even looking at the menu.

"An Outrageous Hot Fudge Brownie."

"Two Outrageous Hot Fudge Brownies."

"Good idea! I'll have two Outrageous Hot Fudge Brownies, too!"