RE: Russian lawmakers authorize Putin to use military force outside the country
03-17-2022, 04:35 PM
03-17-2022, 04:35 PM
22 Skidoo.
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--Vladimir Putin descends further into madness. Reports he's fired his own staff due to fear's of poisoning
--Russian state aircraft scattering from Moscow like cockroaches when the lights turn on.
--One heads North to the test ground for the largest nuclear explosion in history.
--Private Jets flee to the UAE to hide
--The twitterati fear this is the first signs of The Button being pushed.
--Martial law may be declared in Russia on Friday. Stalin's ghost is amused.
--State investigators told to stop investigating economic crimes - it's time to go after traitors
--Anyone who can, is bolting for cover
--While Russia has dismantled the barrel and is now pulping the staves to ooze every last drop of material to feed it's war in Ukraine.
--Occupation troops are being pulled out of Georgia trough DCS Pilot's favourite tunnel
--More and more convoys being liquidated by Ukraine.
--Some Russian units have been spotted using Technicals
--While even more fancy equipment like SIGINT trucks are being abandoned
--Russian Propeganda 'Oh buy the way, Ukraine abandoned a tank in Donbass too....'. Mediocre
--Russian Navy still wondering if it's safe to come out of the water near Odesa
--America sends a thousand self-destructive attack drones to meet them.
--Chechen leader thanks them for all the weapons they're about to capture...
--Well, he'll get at least one anyway
--Russian media now making noises about how Poland isn't even a real country and is just a Nazi enclave that needs a squashing
--Russia exists in an alternate reality matrix at this point. It's army can squash anything, rule any country -according to Russian TV
--90% of Mariupol destroyed - according to city officials. But still standing
--Zelensky criticises German parliament for not taking decisions
--JP Morgan Chase - Russia has made a bond payment. Somehow
--McDonalds now becomes 'Uncle Vanyas' The Golden Arches are flipped on their side
--GSC Gasme World Changes title of STALKER 2 to 'Heart of Chornobyl'. It'd previously been called 'Heart of Chernobyl'
--Russian Ruble is selling at 3 times the Rate it's being bought at. Nobody wants it
--Russia continues to loose generals because of communication intercepts. That's four dead generals now
--It turns out the mayor of Melitopol was traded for 9 Conscripts
--Fate of 9 Russian conscripts unclear. One suspects nothing good
--President Biden warns China of consequences should China side with Russia
--China seems to be slowly creaking towards the whole, maybe Russia bad, side of the fence. But not in Public
--Macron - Putin has changed. More rigid and isolated. Still talking, because it's better than not talking.
--ESA now looking for new Mars rocket supplier
--America has repainted its Abrams tanks Green in time for Patrick's day. They're going to Poland
--EU and America have, thus far, been acting in a thoughtful rather than knee-jerk manner, cranking up the pressure on Russia until it pops like a pimple
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--Vladimir Putin descends further into madness. Reports he's fired his own staff due to fear's of poisoning
--Russian state aircraft scattering from Moscow like cockroaches when the lights turn on.
--One heads North to the test ground for the largest nuclear explosion in history.
--Private Jets flee to the UAE to hide
--The twitterati fear this is the first signs of The Button being pushed.
--Martial law may be declared in Russia on Friday. Stalin's ghost is amused.
--State investigators told to stop investigating economic crimes - it's time to go after traitors
--Anyone who can, is bolting for cover
--While Russia has dismantled the barrel and is now pulping the staves to ooze every last drop of material to feed it's war in Ukraine.
--Occupation troops are being pulled out of Georgia trough DCS Pilot's favourite tunnel
--More and more convoys being liquidated by Ukraine.
--Some Russian units have been spotted using Technicals
--While even more fancy equipment like SIGINT trucks are being abandoned
--Russian Propeganda 'Oh buy the way, Ukraine abandoned a tank in Donbass too....'. Mediocre
--Russian Navy still wondering if it's safe to come out of the water near Odesa
--America sends a thousand self-destructive attack drones to meet them.
--Chechen leader thanks them for all the weapons they're about to capture...
--Well, he'll get at least one anyway
--Russian media now making noises about how Poland isn't even a real country and is just a Nazi enclave that needs a squashing
--Russia exists in an alternate reality matrix at this point. It's army can squash anything, rule any country -according to Russian TV
--90% of Mariupol destroyed - according to city officials. But still standing
--Zelensky criticises German parliament for not taking decisions
--JP Morgan Chase - Russia has made a bond payment. Somehow
--McDonalds now becomes 'Uncle Vanyas' The Golden Arches are flipped on their side
--GSC Gasme World Changes title of STALKER 2 to 'Heart of Chornobyl'. It'd previously been called 'Heart of Chernobyl'
--Russian Ruble is selling at 3 times the Rate it's being bought at. Nobody wants it
--Russia continues to loose generals because of communication intercepts. That's four dead generals now
--It turns out the mayor of Melitopol was traded for 9 Conscripts
--Fate of 9 Russian conscripts unclear. One suspects nothing good
--President Biden warns China of consequences should China side with Russia
--China seems to be slowly creaking towards the whole, maybe Russia bad, side of the fence. But not in Public
--Macron - Putin has changed. More rigid and isolated. Still talking, because it's better than not talking.
--ESA now looking for new Mars rocket supplier
--America has repainted its Abrams tanks Green in time for Patrick's day. They're going to Poland
--EU and America have, thus far, been acting in a thoughtful rather than knee-jerk manner, cranking up the pressure on Russia until it pops like a pimple
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I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed.
One day they're going to ban them.