"Head-on" Collision
Commenters had lots of fun with this. One mentioned that it could become part of a Farmers Insurance ad ("We know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two."), saying,
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Up, lad, up! We've villages to pillage, maidens to slay, and dragons to rescue!
Quote:Well, there's really no way to put this delicately. A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on (it only gets worse from here, folks) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in "injuries to his private area," WPLG Local 10 reports.
... Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.
Commenters had lots of fun with this. One mentioned that it could become part of a Farmers Insurance ad ("We know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two."), saying,
Quote:Now THAT would be a really funny commercial! there is his stuff hanging on a plaque, and Jonathan Simmons says, "Yep, we covered that!" LOL
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Up, lad, up! We've villages to pillage, maidens to slay, and dragons to rescue!