[Creaky elderly voice] Show some respect for yer elders, ya young whippersnapper, or I'll beat ya over the head with my cane! If I can remember where I left it!
[Normal voice, not quite as creaky] Enjoy your big day. And many others to come.
[Normal voice, not quite as creaky] Enjoy your big day. And many others to come.
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"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."