On coming out the back door of the farm, to realise the pen is empty
"As God is my Witness, I didn't know Turkeys could fly."
"As God is my Witness, I didn't know Turkeys could fly."
I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed.
One day they're going to ban them.